perfect

there are moments when i’m pretty sure being a super hero would be totally awesome.  this suggests – like life itself – there are always hiccups in the ‘dream’.

embarrassing to humanity.  much less the gaming community.

pwned.

um.  i’m not sure how this is the most awesome thing ever, but i’m pretty sure it is.  i want this guy to follow me for a day and tell my story.  because techno + my couch + stats on how long i’ve sat in the same spot = total victory.

in the “stuff i can’t afford” category comes this awesome stuff…i can’t afford.  plus my parole officer might get the wrong idea.

“um… hello.  yes, i would like to totally destroy everything.  sure, i’ll hold.”

this guy is gonna get scurvy.